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LOVE IT. Thank you.

2009-08-01T19:00:10.441-07:00

LOVE IT. Thank you.

In a sea of people you have to have the outward "p...

2009-04-07T22:24:00.000-07:00

In a sea of people you have to have the outward "package" to catch the eye, or turn the head. Then you have to have the gravitas to hold the man down or the tide will return you to the sea of people. This is why "The Package" gets alot of dates they can turn the head they cant hold on and get tossed back as an undersized catch because they dont have the gravitas.

haha, WOW! these comments crack me up! but it's so...

2009-04-02T09:18:00.000-07:00

haha, WOW! these comments crack me up! but it's so true, I know plenty of girls (some that were close friends) who are beautiful...b ut have no personality or who just act really ditzy for no reason and it's awkward and annoying!

Ha ha, oh geez, to the "package" above that gets t...

2009-03-31T12:28:00.000-07:00

Ha ha, oh geez, to the "package" above that gets three dates a week...wow, your haste in saying that speaks volumes about your insecurity.

Three dates a week? That's just embarrassing and proves the weird desperation of most people that live in Utah. The so called "Wife/Husband Hunter." Ew. Please stop. Don't get married out of duty or the facebook status change (or how all of the sudden the people from your ward and your high school will say, "OMG! Fer cute! Sarah got married! She must be cooler than we though." Rrrriiiiggghhht. I hope you actually love that guy and that you didn't just go for it because you thought you were supposed to or because he makes YOU look good.

Just something to consider...If you choose to deme...

2009-03-30T17:56:00.000-07:00

Just something to consider...
If you choose to demean the intelligence of others in your blog post, you may want to ensure that it is equipped with proper grammar usage. Having incorrect grammar makes you seem somewhat intellectually incompetent.

--anonymous female

Well no offense to those of you who are mad that t...

2009-03-30T13:34:00.000-07:00

Well no offense to those of you who are mad that the packages get asked out, and say that guys only want to date the stereotypical package, but I have a master’s degree and have at least three dates a week. Perhaps you just need to work on your outward appearance and personality some more instead of sitting at home pissed because the package got asked out.

i'm sorry... but since when do most of the mormon ...

2009-03-30T09:26:00.000-07:00

i'm sorry... but since when do most of the mormon men in utah actually want to date intelligent, assertive and outspoken women? i don't see that often. in fact, most of the guys i know go for the brainless ones like someone said above. i'm not advocating being dumb in order to attract men, i'm just saying i don't empathize with your post because it's not even true.

WTF and OMG still mean what they were intended to ...

2009-03-27T19:59:00.000-07:00

WTF and OMG still mean what they were intended to mean without the acronym. Classy.

so I can't say What The Freak or Oh My Gosh? lol...the acronyms are so much easier..

I don't have much sympathy for the guy who asks th...

2009-03-27T09:16:00.000-07:00

I don't have much sympathy for the guy who asks that girl out. Girls like that don't hide their vapidity.

Let me tell you about many of the girls I know They are very intelligent, but not obnoxiously over-opinionated about it, they aren't the bombshell blondie, but they do take care of themselves, (i.e. wear makeup but don't cake it on, dress very attractively and are modest, who go to the gym frequently and eat healthy). Do know another thing they have in common? They NEVER GET ASKED OUT ON A DATE. Meanwhile beautiful brainless girls have a date with nice guys every weekend. What's a girl gotta do?

Sorry, I'm just not feeling sorry for you...

So, did you mean to misspell "Barnes and Noble," o...

2009-03-26T09:50:00.000-07:00

So, did you mean to misspell "Barnes and Noble," or was that an ironic tease at Utahns who make everything plural?

YAY! So I have been teetering on the edge, if I li...

2009-03-26T00:11:00.000-07:00

YAY! So I have been teetering on the edge, if I liked this blog or not, but this post hit the nail so very squarely on the head! You are so very right! Man, brains are really cool!

These "packages" that are married by 19 or 20, are...

2009-03-25T20:26:00.000-07:00

These "packages" that are married by 19 or 20, are divorced by 25, and remarried by 27.

However, don't worry about being lapped "non-package girls", marriage #2 comes with a pre-nump.

I agree. I spent many years in the singles wards, ...

2009-03-25T14:10:00.000-07:00

I agree. I spent many years in the singles wards, and these "packages" that you describe were the girls getting married first. Because GUYS ARE SHALLOW. It takes a lot longer to find the (few and far between) guys who actually (as you profess) care about what's up there and not just what's out there... Give me a break, it's not the girls.

WTF and OMG still mean what they were intended to ...

2009-03-25T09:42:00.000-07:00

WTF and OMG still mean what they were intended to mean without the acronym. Classy.

And in your haste to highlight the tendency of some to judge the physical appearance of others, you are guilty of the same infraction. You're judging them. Thus, hereby, and henceforth you weren't as effective as you could have been.

I didn't say it was...but you'd be surprised how n...

2009-03-25T08:51:00.000-07:00

I didn't say it was...but you'd be surprised how naive some girls can be..

Doctrine? You can't be serious!

2009-03-25T08:35:00.000-07:00

Doctrine? You can't be serious!

Although this post is TONS better than your past b...

2009-03-25T07:16:00.000-07:00

Although this post is TONS better than your past bitter ones, I agree with Lisa. This layout is quite disrespectful. Some poor innocent girls may take it as doctrine since it is formatted much to closely to look the same as lds.org.

I miss the bitterness, it was much funnier.

2009-03-24T23:50:00.000-07:00

I miss the bitterness, it was much funnier.

Haha, I love this blog! Its so funny. My friend sh...

2009-03-24T23:24:00.000-07:00

Haha, I love this blog! Its so funny. My friend showed it to me the other day and I'm seriously hooked! Everyone who is upset by this, get over it... Seriously... I love it, PP! Keep it up!

This blog is pretty cool and I'm sure there are so...

2009-03-24T21:59:00.000-07:00

This blog is pretty cool and I'm sure there are some girls that need to read this, not every girl, but definitely some. That being said, your layout is disrespectful. And to me, that taints the whole thing.

I don't know if many girls will really get how tru...

2009-03-24T21:54:00.000-07:00

I don't know if many girls will really get how true it is. I mean, who wants to marry a girl who will put Joy in the dish washer? But more intense, is who wants to marry someone who finds all the negativity about others? After all that Gordie Howe jersey doesn't match any of her Victoria Secret pajama bottoms so she won't want to wear it or let you wear it. That is only when it comes to fashion. THEN there is the putting others down to raise yourself up. My best friend is a boy,it usually is, and they will like a girl up to the moment she disses me. So what if I am not perfect, why remind him? It only shows them you aren't perfect either, that and immature, insecure, and petty.
I feel better about wanting a man who is intelligent, I need some competition during Balderdash.

Sad thing is that most girls who suffer from prett...

2009-03-24T19:35:00.000-07:00

Sad thing is that most girls who suffer from pretty packaging syndrome have absolutely no clue. Rather than thinking of themselves after reading something like this, they think of all their friends that are 'way too superficial and high maintenance.'

Oh the irony.

"Honestly what needs to happen in this situation i...

2009-03-24T17:52:00.000-07:00

"Honestly what needs to happen in this situation is that Kimmie needs slapped up side the head and driven to the nearest Barnes and Nobles, while listening to NPR on the radio, so she can get a clue about life."

that is my favorite line written. ever. and i read a lot.

i say that sentence (in a general) way at least once a day...about guys.

hahahhaha i love b&n!

Now this one was much less bitter than your last. ...

2009-03-24T16:24:00.000-07:00

Now this one was much less bitter than your last. An actual, helpful, how-to guide. Again, I doubt your most intended audience is not reading, but this one was written in a much better mood. :)

You guys complain about the girls who are only pre...

2009-03-24T16:20:00.000-07:00

You guys complain about the girls who are only pretty on the outside, but then you date these girls exclusively. Seriously, if you want to have a great time, date an ugly girl.